WE BOUGHT THE BIGGEST PUMPKIN IN CALIFORNIA! **2,000 POUNDS**

I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS SCARED.

WE DROPPED 3,000 POUNDS OF DRY ICE IN MY NEW POOL!

MY DOG GOT HURT! **prank**

I BOUGHT A 14 KARAT $100 DONUT!!!

MEET OUR NEW HEAD OF SECURITY!

I CAME HOME TO THIS...

THE WORLD WASN'T MADE FOR HIM...