WE BOUGHT THE BIGGEST PUMPKIN IN CALIFORNIA! **2,000 POUNDS**
I’VE NEVER BEEN THIS SCARED.
WE DROPPED 3,000 POUNDS OF DRY ICE IN MY NEW POOL!
MY DOG GOT HURT! **prank**
I BOUGHT A 14 KARAT $100 DONUT!!!
MEET OUR NEW HEAD OF SECURITY!
I CAME HOME TO THIS...
THE WORLD WASN'T MADE FOR HIM...